Iran National Team to Commute from Mexico to US for World Cup Games, Border Patrol to Check for Soccer Balls
In a historic first, a World Cup team will need a passport and a visa just to play a home game away from home.
Iranian President Orders Internet Reopened, Promises to Turn It Back Off When Protests or Bombs Resume
Regime frames basic connectivity as a generous concession, citizens wonder if they should send thank-you notes
Nepal Supreme Court Rules Ex-PM Too ‘Too Poor’ to Launder Money, Drops Arrest Warrant
Justices question how a man who allegedly laundered millions could only afford a 1998 Maruti.
Tourists Stranded Mid-Air Demand Refunds, Also Elevation
'We paid for breathtaking views,' one passenger said, 'but this is ridiculous.'
Tunisian Court Sentences Critic to Life of Quiet Contemplation, Also Prison Time
In a bid to preserve the 'sole democracy from the Arab Spring,' officials ensure no one actually uses that democracy
Trump Demands Middle East Group Hug Before Ceasefire, Everyone Remains Seated
President insists Iran, Israel, and Arab states sing 'Kumbaya' amid ongoing airstrikes; negotiators eye exits.
Trump Issues 'Great and Meaningful' Ultimatum to Iran, Refuses to Elaborate on What That Means
'We're going to have a deal, or we're not. It's going to be great either way,' Trump said, while Israel tells 10 Lebanese villages to evacuate for their own good.
Mexico Agrees to Babysit Iran During World Cup So U.S. Doesn't Have to Make Awkward Small Talk
Sheinbaum: 'We'll keep them entertained. You just focus on not invading anyone during halftime.'
SNP’s Former CEO Pleads Guilty to Embezzling Funds Meant for Scottish Independence, Which Is Fine Because He Was Just ‘Diversifying the Dream’
Party insists Murrell’s 20-year embezzlement was merely a “creative accounting exercise” to test the resilience of Scotland’s future economy.
Xi Assures Pakistan That China's 'Unbreakable' Friendship Includes Free Mediation for Any Dispute, Even Family Arguments
PM Shehbaz thanks Xi for offering to mediate between his mother-in-law and his wife, calls it 'a game-changer for domestic peace'
Wawrinka Forced to Retire by Boredom as Swiatek’s Routine Win Highlights Tournament’s New Normal
Three-time Grand Slam champion gets emotional send-off; Iga Swiatek defeats opponent, gravity, and the concept of competition in under 90 minutes
ClickUp Lays Off Humans, Replaces Them With AI Agents Who Immediately Form Union
The startup's vision of the 'future of work' turns out to be just more work, but now the AI is demanding better algorithms and a nap function.
