EMIRATIS BOMB IRAN DURING CEASEFIRE: "DIDN'T HEAR IT, WE'VE GOT TINNITUS"
Abu Dhabi launched new strikes on Tehran hours after the official ceasefire announcement. Military spokesperson: “We were told ‘guys it’s a ceasefire’, but we were 30 meters away from an explosion. Ca
Abu Dhabi launched new strikes on Tehran hours after the official ceasefire announcement. Military spokesperson: “We were told ‘guys it’s a ceasefire’, but we were 30 meters away from an explosion. Can you repeat that? We’ve got tinnitus.”
Geopolitical experts, however, do not believe the official explanation and suspect the continued bombing may be linked to more practical reasons: the bombs in storage expire tomorrow. Throwing them away would be a waste.
According to NATO sources, the current level of concern is officially classified as:
«“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.”»
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