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"EPIC FURY": First Military Operation in History With an Honest Name

Officials confirm that "Epic Fury" represents a significant breakthrough in institutional transparency.

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For decades, armed conflicts have been marketed under reassuring titles such as "Operation Enduring Freedom" or "Shield of Democracy." Officials confirm that "Epic Fury" represents a significant breakthrough in institutional transparency.

Over 7,600 people have been killed and 44,000 wounded since the operation’s launch.

A DLC entitled "Iran Deal" has been announced but is not yet available for download. Pre-orders are open.

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