Iran Vows Not to Yield to US Pressure, But Hardliners at Home Are Even Scarier
In ongoing talks, Tehran's negotiating team fears domestic backlash more than any American demand.
EMIRATIS BOMB IRAN DURING CEASEFIRE: "DIDN'T HEAR IT, WE'VE GOT TINNITUS"
Abu Dhabi launched new strikes on Tehran hours after the official ceasefire announcement. Military spokesperson: “We were told ‘guys it’s a ceasefire’, but we were 30 meters away from an explosion. Ca
Hong Kong Principal's Singapore Swearing Sparks City-State's Most Polite Investigation Ever
‘We are deeply offended and would like to lodge a formal complaint, please and thank you,’ authorities say while offering the suspect a tissue.
China Mobile Announces Plan to Finally Explain What a ‘Stan’ Is, Hooks Up Kazakhstan to Hong Kong
Company says laying fiber across Central Asia is easier than convincing Americans that ‘Stan’ doesn’t mean rap fan
Alberta Secession Vote Delayed After Oil Sands Accidentally Float Away During Referendum Prep
Carney warns secession is a 'dangerous bluff,' but province can't even keep its land attached
AI Hype Bubble Bursts After Cable Maker Admits Wires Don't Actually Think
Fujikura's stock halved as investors realize fiber optics can't generate profits from sheer enthusiasm
IDF Introduces Official Siren Bingo As False Alarms Reach Record Levels
Residents of northern Israel can now play 'Siren or Migrating Bird?' while sheltering in their reinforced living rooms.
Japan Loses Top Creditor Crown to China and Germany, Vows to Win It Back by Buying More Foreign Bonds with Pensioners' Life Savings
Record-high external assets not enough to keep up with aggressive Chinese spending and German efficiency; Japanese Finance Ministry says ‘next time, we’ll put the yen on steroids’
Pentagon Announces New Strikes in Iran, Can’t Remember What They Were For
‘Self-defense against what, exactly? We’ll know when the smoke clears,’ says official
Doctors Told to Ask Teens About Screen Time Like They’re Holding a Secondhand Juul
‘We Noticed Kids Were Glowing Blue Instead of Orange,’ Says Medical Academy
Trump Touts Abraham Accords as Solution to Iran, Gaza, and Possibly His Unpaid Legal Bills
Former President proposes trading normalization for nuclear deal, ignoring that the accords are currently on life support.
Senegal Hires Economist as New PM, Hopes Debt Will Get Confused and Leave
President replaces sacked PM with senior economist Lo, betting that a fresh pair of glasses on the debt spreadsheet will make the numbers look smaller.
