UK Declares ‘Democracy’ Means ‘You Can Protest, But We Get to Decide If You Go to Jail’
New report reveals British government creates ‘political prisoner’ category for those who disagree with its foreign policy and environmental stance
RUSSIAN DRONE HITS AN APARTMENT BUILDING IN ROMANIA, A NATO COUNTRY RUSSIA ASSURES IT IS NOT ATTACKING
A Russian drone, launched as part of an overnight attack on Ukraine, missed Ukraine and ended up striking a residential building in eastern Romania, injuring two people. This is, technically, territor
Trump Urges Muslim Nations to Join Club That Already Kicked Them Out
Abraham Accords expansion push compared to asking non-members to sign a petition they’ve never heard of.
Iran World Cup Team Granted Commuter VISA, Must Cross US Border Every Game Day
FIFA confirms first-ever 'soccer commuter' arrangement as US denies permanent stay
South African Ministers Form Task Team to Hold Emergency Meeting About Forming a Task Team for Charlotte Maxeke Hospital
First order of business: naming the task team. Second order: scheduling next meeting to discuss meeting schedule.
City of Windhoek Launches 'Heritage Blend' Tap Water After Residents Complain of Brown Discoloration
Officials assure public that the water, now marketed as 'Terroir-Infused,' is not a health risk but a bold new flavor profile
Pakistani Women Master Medieval Lance Sport, Society Still Insists They Can't Handle Spicy Food
Tent-pegging champions say the hardest part isn't hitting a wooden peg at full gallop—it's convincing relatives they're not 'too delicate' to hold a lance.
U.S. AND IRAN CLOSE TO PEACE, AS SOON AS THE PRESIDENT FINISHES READING IT
According to U.S. officials the agreement is ready: it would extend the ceasefire by sixty days, reopen the Strait of Hormuz, and begin talks on the nuclear program. All that is missing is the preside
ELTON MUSK LOSES $150 BILLION LAWSUIT AGAINST OPENAI AFTER FORGETTING A DATE
Defeated by the one opponent he can't buy: a calendar. Oakland, California — A federal jury threw out, in less than two hours, the $150 billion lawsuit in which Elton Musk accused OpenAI of having de
TRUMP POSTPONES SIGNING OF AI SAFETY ORDER TO AVOID COMPROMISING THE PROGRESS OF AI
Industry executives, gathered for the photo, successfully identified the vulnerability: it was the order. Washington — President Trump has postponed the signing of the much-anticipated executive orde
FERRARI UNVEILS ITS FIRST ELECTRIC CAR, MISTAKEN BY A GUEST FOR A VERY EXPENSIVE RAZOR
Four motors, zero noise, half a million euros: at Maranello an era ends, and the silence begins. Maranello, Italy — Ferrari yesterday unveiled its first fully electric car, the company's major new be
CARNEY DEPLOYS CANADA'S MOST POWERFUL WEAPON: A FIRMLY WORDED SENTENCE
In the face of annexation, Ottawa responds with the maximum escalation permitted by good manners. Ottawa, Canada — Following yet another observation by President Trump that Canada ought to become the
