U.S. AND IRAN CLOSE TO PEACE, AS SOON AS THE PRESIDENT FINISHES READING IT
According to U.S. officials the agreement is ready: it would extend the ceasefire by sixty days, reopen the Strait of Hormuz, and begin talks on the nuclear program. All that is missing is the preside
According to U.S. officials the agreement is ready: it would extend the ceasefire by sixty days, reopen the Strait of Hormuz, and begin talks on the nuclear program. All that is missing is the president's signature; at the time of the request he was found examining the text with a dictionary in hand. Urged to proceed, he replied, "Don't rush me!" He then asked those present what the phrase "cessation of hostilities" meant, receiving in return a silence he interpreted as the complexity of the document. Meanwhile, so as not to fall out of practice, the United States carried out fresh "defensive" strikes on Iranian targets. Peace is thus offered in the form of a sixty-day free trial: automatically renewing, except in the event of bombardment. European chancelleries are following with concern.
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