New Prime Minister Ahmadiu Au Aminou Lo vows to solve Senegal’s debt crisis using the same playbook that got them into it
French showman finally leaves tennis to pursue full-time career as human Slinky
Beijing insists its own alliance with Russia, Iran, and North Korea is ‘not a clique’ but a ‘group of like-minded friends who happen to meet every other week’
‘This is the most coherent thing we’ve seen in years,’ judge admits before resigning
Supreme Leader demands Washington vacate imaginary bases, says Iran 'won't tolerate' American presence in countries that aren't Iran.
Government defends policy as 'anti-ambition' strategy, says deporting valedictorians is 'a form of humility training'
Former president’s all-out assault on offshore turbines fails to stop them from spinning, much to his bewilderment
Inter Miami doctors confirm the 37-year-old's hamstring is simply 'tired of all this travel' and needs a 'spa day.'
Both sides scramble jets and ships for the 47th time this year, citing ‘defensive readiness’ after summit that accomplished nothing.
Trump administration reportedly sees unfreezing assets as ‘win-win’: Iran gets cash, critics get new outrage material
Hazmat teams now required to carry notarized affidavits proving they are not body-snatchers
Pentagon insists the airstrikes are just a 'confident handshake' as diplomats continue discussing the Strait of Hormuz over lunch
Anura Kumara Dissanayake secures exactly enough seats to rewrite constitution but insists he’s still ‘just a humble anti-graft crusader’
Former president vows to 'stop the wind itself' if elected; scientists confirm this is not how physics works
Club doctors confirm the 37-year-old has run out of pep, prompting national outcry and a heated debate about the ethics of overusing the word 'fatigue'
