Doctors to Start Measuring Screen Time as Vital Sign, Alongside Pulse and Existential Dread
New guidelines require pediatricians to ask 'How many hours do you scroll?' while documenting everything on an iPad.
U.S. Secretary of State Rubio Says Iran Deal ‘Could Take Days,’ Orders Strikes to Speed Things Up
‘Nothing says diplomacy like a little bombs-away,’ Rubio explains
Bolivian President Cuts Salary by 50%, Expects Protesters to Do the Same with Their Demands
‘I’m showing solidarity by only earning $40,000 a year,’ Paz said as tear gas canisters rained down on barricaded streets.
Maimane Blames ZANU-PF for Immigration Crisis, Proposes Bake Sale to Fund Border Wall
South African opposition leader suggests selling malva pudding and koeksisters to block Zimbabwean migrants.
Starbucks Introduces ‘Tank Day’ Loyalty Program: Buy 9 Mochas, Get a Free Flashback to Authoritarian Crackdown
New promotion offers customers a chilling reminder of 1980s military suppression, plus 50 stars bonus
Jupiter’s Dust Ring Was a Cosmic Ikea Factory, But Assembly Instructions Were Lost, Scientists Reveal
Study says planet factory churned out mismatched parts, explaining why Earth got wonky continents and Jupiter still has a missing table leg
UK Declares ‘Democracy’ Means ‘You Can Protest, But We Get to Decide If You Go to Jail’
New report reveals British government creates ‘political prisoner’ category for those who disagree with its foreign policy and environmental stance
Hong Kong Issues Official Warning That It Is Slightly Warmer Than Normal
Residents advised to stockpile water and stay indoors as mercury threatens to reach a balmy 33 degrees Celsius
AMERICA AND IRAN: A LOW-ALTITUDE LOVE STORY
*Experts confirm: bombing is the new form of courtship*
ISRAEL CAPTURES A 12TH-CENTURY CASTLE, DENYING ANY INTENTION OF STAYING LONG
Both the crocodile moat and the boiling oil from the towers proved ineffective in defense. Southern Lebanon — The Israeli military has captured Beaufort Castle, a 12th-century Crusader fortress overl
RUSSIAN DRONE HITS AN APARTMENT BUILDING IN ROMANIA, A NATO COUNTRY RUSSIA ASSURES IT IS NOT ATTACKING
A Russian drone, launched as part of an overnight attack on Ukraine, missed Ukraine and ended up striking a residential building in eastern Romania, injuring two people. This is, technically, territor
Trump Urges Muslim Nations to Join Club That Already Kicked Them Out
Abraham Accords expansion push compared to asking non-members to sign a petition they’ve never heard of.
