Iranian Stock Market Prices in Peace Breakthrough, Street Still Expects Plot Twist
Tehran bourse hits 18-month high on hopes of US deal, but cab drivers remain skeptical: 'They always do this right before the bombs drop'
Senegal Appoints Ex-Central Banker as PM to Fix Debt He Helped Create, Country Braces for Fiscal Groundhog Day
New Prime Minister Ahmadiu Au Aminou Lo vows to solve Senegal’s debt crisis using the same playbook that got them into it
Gael Monfils Retires, Taking 47 Unnecessary Splits, 12 Racket Drops With Him
French showman finally leaves tennis to pursue full-time career as human Slinky
China Accuses Quad of Forming Exclusive Small Cliques, Vows to Form Bigger, More Inclusive Clique of Its Own
Beijing insists its own alliance with Russia, Iran, and North Korea is ‘not a clique’ but a ‘group of like-minded friends who happen to meet every other week’
AI-Written Short Story Wins Commonwealth Prize, Human Writers Demand Recount
‘This is the most coherent thing we’ve seen in years,’ judge admits before resigning
Iran Threatens to Remove US From Middle East 'Safe Havens' That Don't Exist
Supreme Leader demands Washington vacate imaginary bases, says Iran 'won't tolerate' American presence in countries that aren't Iran.
France Deports Top Students Right After Graduation: 'We Prefer Them Uneducated and Depressed'
Government defends policy as 'anti-ambition' strategy, says deporting valedictorians is 'a form of humility training'
Trump Declares War on Wind, Loses as Breeze Continues Blowing Without His Permission
Former president’s all-out assault on offshore turbines fails to stop them from spinning, much to his bewilderment
Messi's Hamstring Diagnosed with 'Complex Emotional Fatigue,' Club Imposes Strict Media Blackout on Muscle
Inter Miami doctors confirm the 37-year-old's hamstring is simply 'tired of all this travel' and needs a 'spa day.'
China’s 4th ‘Routine’ Combat Patrol This Week Just Checking if Taiwan’s Navy Is Still There, Says Beijing
Both sides scramble jets and ships for the 47th time this year, citing ‘defensive readiness’ after summit that accomplished nothing.
US to Return $6B of Iran’s Money to Help Regime ‘Better Suppress Its People’
Trump administration reportedly sees unfreezing assets as ‘win-win’: Iran gets cash, critics get new outrage material
DR Congo Deploys ‘Zombie Containment Units’ to Tackle Ebola Burial Crisis
Hazmat teams now required to carry notarized affidavits proving they are not body-snatchers
