Iran and US Diplomatic Talks Rated ‘It’s Complicated’ on Relationship Status
Negotiators announce 90% of issues resolved, but refuse to set a date for the ‘deal wedding’
US and Iran Celebrate Draft Agreement on Agreement to Eventually Draft an Agreement
Historic 14-point memo outlines shared commitment to negotiating the terms of future negotiations
Ghanaians Queue for Emergency Escape Flights, Treat Embassy Like Black Friday Sale for Freedom
'Hurry up, I need to get out before the next round of 'Go Home' signs go up,' says one evacuee clutching passport and small bag of plantains.
Hong Kong Police Astronaut Deploys Space Handcuffs, Issues Citation to Alien Dust Particle
Mother of three brings law enforcement expertise to microgravity, promises zero tolerance for illegal orbital lane changes
BJP’s First Achievement in West Bengal: Solving Cow Shortage by Scaring Away All Cows and Traders
Eid cattle markets empty as party’s pro-cow promises inadvertently create cow-free zones
BHP’s Climate Pledge Now Officially Renamed ‘Net-Zero By, Uh, Whenever’ After Leaked Docs Reveal ‘Brakes Slammed’ on Green Projects
World’s biggest miner publicly vows climate leadership while internal memos show it’s busy ‘war-gaming’ ways to delay solar panels until retirement age.
Runners Collapse After Realizing They Trained All Winter for a Soup-Simmering Contest
Organizers blame climate change for stealing their thunder—literally.
Iran and U.S. Close to Historic Deal, Except for Every Single Point They Disagree On
Both sides confirmed that talks are progressing well.
U.S. Bombs Iran Again, Sources Confirm Munitions Were About to Expire
Pentagon confirms it still has three containers to clear by the end of the month.
China Unveils Bomb-Powered Cargo Ships, Registers Them as Low-Emission Vessels
The ships produce zero direct emissions, provided you don't count the war.
U.S. Bombs Iran Again, Clarifies This Is Still Called "Negotiating"
Pentagon describes strikes as 'defensive operations.' Analysts describe them as 'aggressive remodeling.'
FERRARI LUCE: €550,000, 1,050 HP, DESIGNED BY JONY IVE — MONTEZEMOLO COLLAPSES ON SIGHT, CARRIED OUT ON A STRETCHER BY FOUR PIT STOP ENGINEERS
Ferrari unveiled its first electric supercar while traditionalists across Italy collectively experienced spiritual damage.
