Abu Dhabi launched new strikes on Tehran hours after the official ceasefire announcement. Military spokesperson: “We were told ‘guys it’s a ceasefire’, but we were 30 meters away from an explosion. Ca
‘We are deeply offended and would like to lodge a formal complaint, please and thank you,’ authorities say while offering the suspect a tissue.
Company says laying fiber across Central Asia is easier than convincing Americans that ‘Stan’ doesn’t mean rap fan
Carney warns secession is a 'dangerous bluff,' but province can't even keep its land attached
Residents of northern Israel can now play 'Siren or Migrating Bird?' while sheltering in their reinforced living rooms.
Record-high external assets not enough to keep up with aggressive Chinese spending and German efficiency; Japanese Finance Ministry says ‘next time, we’ll put the yen on steroids’
‘Self-defense against what, exactly? We’ll know when the smoke clears,’ says official
‘We Noticed Kids Were Glowing Blue Instead of Orange,’ Says Medical Academy
Former President proposes trading normalization for nuclear deal, ignoring that the accords are currently on life support.
President replaces sacked PM with senior economist Lo, betting that a fresh pair of glasses on the debt spreadsheet will make the numbers look smaller.
In a historic first, a World Cup team will need a passport and a visa just to play a home game away from home.
Lord Wolfson says ‘the market is changing’ while personally changing the market with a robot army
Agricultural researchers baffled by tree that survives nuclear winter, only to offer dessert that bruises if you look at it wrong
Nation grapples with existential void after flashy 37-year-old fails to outlast younger, boring opponent, raising concerns about national readiness for post-Monfils era.
Regime frames basic connectivity as a generous concession, citizens wonder if they should send thank-you notes
