Tokuryū crime rings now offer signing bonuses, referral rewards, and same-day pay for armed robberies—all via social media
Chinese court confirms that in the streaming wars, you don't get canceled — you get executed
Lord Wolfson proposes gladiatorial trials as applications double; Milburn report expected to recommend basic income in form of Next gift cards.
As thermometers shatter records, officials suggest the real emergency is learning to pronounce 'heat dome' in all 24 EU languages.
New migration route swaps one socialist utopia for another in what experts call 'the world's saddest timeshare exchange'
‘Nothing says diplomacy like a little bombs-away,’ Rubio explains
South African opposition leader suggests selling malva pudding and koeksisters to block Zimbabwean migrants.
New promotion offers customers a chilling reminder of 1980s military suppression, plus 50 stars bonus
Study says planet factory churned out mismatched parts, explaining why Earth got wonky continents and Jupiter still has a missing table leg
New report reveals British government creates ‘political prisoner’ category for those who disagree with its foreign policy and environmental stance
Residents advised to stockpile water and stay indoors as mercury threatens to reach a balmy 33 degrees Celsius
Both the crocodile moat and the boiling oil from the towers proved ineffective in defense. Southern Lebanon — The Israeli military has captured Beaufort Castle, a 12th-century Crusader fortress overl
A Russian drone, launched as part of an overnight attack on Ukraine, missed Ukraine and ended up striking a residential building in eastern Romania, injuring two people. This is, technically, territor
Abraham Accords expansion push compared to asking non-members to sign a petition they’ve never heard of.
FIFA confirms first-ever 'soccer commuter' arrangement as US denies permanent stay
