In the face of annexation, Ottawa responds with the maximum escalation permitted by good manners. Ottawa, Canada — Following yet another observation by President Trump that Canada ought to become the
PM calls flotilla incident 'appalling' after exhausting all other options, including doing absolutely nothing.
Fujikura's stock halved as investors realize fiber optics can't generate profits from sheer enthusiasm
Regime frames basic connectivity as a generous concession, citizens wonder if they should send thank-you notes
In a bid to preserve the 'sole democracy from the Arab Spring,' officials ensure no one actually uses that democracy
President insists Iran, Israel, and Arab states sing 'Kumbaya' amid ongoing airstrikes; negotiators eye exits.
'We're going to have a deal, or we're not. It's going to be great either way,' Trump said, while Israel tells 10 Lebanese villages to evacuate for their own good.
The startup's vision of the 'future of work' turns out to be just more work, but now the AI is demanding better algorithms and a nap function.
Vatican issues encyclical warning that opaque algorithms are merely a high-tech version of the indulgence system
Alan Milburn proposes integrating services, but critics note the only thing integrated is the confusion
Finance Minister insists the supplementary budget is both necessary and unnecessary, Schrödinger-style
New facility may or may not comply with federal regulations, depending on observation
Historic 14-point memo outlines shared commitment to negotiating the terms of future negotiations
Pentagon confirms it still has three containers to clear by the end of the month.
The ships produce zero direct emissions, provided you don't count the war.
