IDF Introduces Official Siren Bingo As False Alarms Reach Record Levels
Residents of northern Israel can now play 'Siren or Migrating Bird?' while sheltering in their reinforced living rooms.
Trump Touts Abraham Accords as Solution to Iran, Gaza, and Possibly His Unpaid Legal Bills
Former President proposes trading normalization for nuclear deal, ignoring that the accords are currently on life support.
Senegal Hires Economist as New PM, Hopes Debt Will Get Confused and Leave
President replaces sacked PM with senior economist Lo, betting that a fresh pair of glasses on the debt spreadsheet will make the numbers look smaller.
Iran National Team to Commute from Mexico to US for World Cup Games, Border Patrol to Check for Soccer Balls
In a historic first, a World Cup team will need a passport and a visa just to play a home game away from home.
Next CEO Blames Automation for Killing Entry-Level Jobs, Announces New AI That Will Replace 500 More
Lord Wolfson says ‘the market is changing’ while personally changing the market with a robot army
Custard Apple: The Mike Tyson of Plants That Produces Fruit Swooning Like Victorian Maiden
Agricultural researchers baffled by tree that survives nuclear winter, only to offer dessert that bruises if you look at it wrong
Monfils Loses Five-Set Thriller, Effectively Ending French Tennis and Possibly the Fifth Republic
Nation grapples with existential void after flashy 37-year-old fails to outlast younger, boring opponent, raising concerns about national readiness for post-Monfils era.
Iranian President Orders Internet Reopened, Promises to Turn It Back Off When Protests or Bombs Resume
Regime frames basic connectivity as a generous concession, citizens wonder if they should send thank-you notes
Nepal Supreme Court Rules Ex-PM Too ‘Too Poor’ to Launder Money, Drops Arrest Warrant
Justices question how a man who allegedly laundered millions could only afford a 1998 Maruti.
Tourists Stranded Mid-Air Demand Refunds, Also Elevation
'We paid for breathtaking views,' one passenger said, 'but this is ridiculous.'
Tunisian Court Sentences Critic to Life of Quiet Contemplation, Also Prison Time
In a bid to preserve the 'sole democracy from the Arab Spring,' officials ensure no one actually uses that democracy
Trump Demands Middle East Group Hug Before Ceasefire, Everyone Remains Seated
President insists Iran, Israel, and Arab states sing 'Kumbaya' amid ongoing airstrikes; negotiators eye exits.
