Thursday, May 28, 2026
NEWSWIRE
FERRARI LUCE: €550,000, 1,050 HP, DESIGNED BY JONY IVE — MONTEZEMOLO COLLAPSES ON SIGHT, CARRIED OUT ON A STRETCHER BY FOUR PIT STOP ENGINEERS • NATO: US CUTS MILITARY SUPPORT TO EUROPE — EUROPE SAYS “OH GOD” AND GOES BACK TO ARGUING ABOUT THE BUDGET • US SUSPENDS ARMS SALE TO TAIWAN: “IT’S NOT THAT WE DON’T LOVE YOU, IT’S JUST THAT IRAN NEEDS US RIGHT NOW” • GAZA FLOTILLA: FRANCE DEMANDS SANCTIONS — EUROPE SCHEDULES A MEETING TO DISCUSS WHETHER TO SCHEDULE A MEETING • STRAIT OF HORMUZ: TRUMP THREATENS OMAN WITH “BLOWING UP” — THE SULTAN CHECKS UNDER HIS ARMCHAIR FOR A MINE AND GOOGLES WHETHER HIS INSURANCE IS STILL VALID • USA-IRAN: THE MOST POLITE WAR IN HISTORY • GLOBAL EXPERTS URGE CALM AFTER ANOTHER WEEK OF EVENTS THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN UNTHINKABLE LAST YEAR • U.S. BOMBS IRAN DURING PEACE TALKS, CLARIFIES THAT “NEGOTIATING” DOESN’T MEAN “STOPPING” •