PRESIDENT DISCLOSES $1.4 BILLION IN CRYPTO; TAXES REMAIN THE ONLY CLASSIFIED FIGURE
According to a new financial disclosure filed this week, President Trump earned $1.4 billion from his crypto ventures in 2025, a year in which he also held a full-time position with oversight responsi
According to a new financial disclosure filed this week, President Trump earned $1.4 billion from his crypto ventures in 2025, a year in which he also held a full-time position with oversight responsibilities for the sector. The White House declined to specify how much was paid in taxes on the windfall, thereby clarifying that the figure is confidential — unlike the earnings, which the law requires to be made public, under a regulatory framework designed at a time when the assumed problem was hiding them. The disclosure form, it emerges, contains no field for conflicts of interest, in keeping with a regulatory framework built around voluntary transparency.
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