Satire - Brothcast Journal (Page 8)

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Justices question how a man who allegedly laundered millions could only afford a 1998 Maruti.

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'We paid for breathtaking views,' one passenger said, 'but this is ridiculous.'

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In a bid to preserve the 'sole democracy from the Arab Spring,' officials ensure no one actually uses that democracy

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President insists Iran, Israel, and Arab states sing 'Kumbaya' amid ongoing airstrikes; negotiators eye exits.

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Sheinbaum: 'We'll keep them entertained. You just focus on not invading anyone during halftime.'

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Party insists Murrell’s 20-year embezzlement was merely a “creative accounting exercise” to test the resilience of Scotland’s future economy.

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PM Shehbaz thanks Xi for offering to mediate between his mother-in-law and his wife, calls it 'a game-changer for domestic peace'

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Three-time Grand Slam champion gets emotional send-off; Iga Swiatek defeats opponent, gravity, and the concept of competition in under 90 minutes

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The startup's vision of the 'future of work' turns out to be just more work, but now the AI is demanding better algorithms and a nap function.

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Vatican issues encyclical warning that opaque algorithms are merely a high-tech version of the indulgence system

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Experts say a dedicated office is needed to capitalize on the 'excitement' of a single rocket launch before everyone forgets about it

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City celebrates Lai Ka-ying's historic spaceflight by forming committee to form another committee

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In a stunning reversal, the cradle of Germany's pro-Israel 'Antideutsche' movement now demands academic apartheid, leaving old guard bewildered.

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Alan Milburn proposes integrating services, but critics note the only thing integrated is the confusion

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Sanae Takaichi insists the funds were found in a jar labeled 'emergency unicorn fund' and vows no new bonds will be issued—just old ones recycled