Lord Wolfson proposes gladiatorial trials as applications double; Milburn report expected to recommend basic income in form of Next gift cards.
As thermometers shatter records, officials suggest the real emergency is learning to pronounce 'heat dome' in all 24 EU languages.
New migration route swaps one socialist utopia for another in what experts call 'the world's saddest timeshare exchange'
‘Nothing says diplomacy like a little bombs-away,’ Rubio explains
‘I’m showing solidarity by only earning $40,000 a year,’ Paz said as tear gas canisters rained down on barricaded streets.
South African opposition leader suggests selling malva pudding and koeksisters to block Zimbabwean migrants.
New promotion offers customers a chilling reminder of 1980s military suppression, plus 50 stars bonus
Study says planet factory churned out mismatched parts, explaining why Earth got wonky continents and Jupiter still has a missing table leg
New report reveals British government creates ‘political prisoner’ category for those who disagree with its foreign policy and environmental stance
Residents advised to stockpile water and stay indoors as mercury threatens to reach a balmy 33 degrees Celsius
Abraham Accords expansion push compared to asking non-members to sign a petition they’ve never heard of.
FIFA confirms first-ever 'soccer commuter' arrangement as US denies permanent stay
First order of business: naming the task team. Second order: scheduling next meeting to discuss meeting schedule.
Officials assure public that the water, now marketed as 'Terroir-Infused,' is not a health risk but a bold new flavor profile
Tent-pegging champions say the hardest part isn't hitting a wooden peg at full gallop—it's convincing relatives they're not 'too delicate' to hold a lance.
