Trump Issues 'Great and Meaningful' Ultimatum to Iran, Refuses to Elaborate on What That Means
'We're going to have a deal, or we're not. It's going to be great either way,' Trump said, while Israel tells 10 Lebanese villages to evacuate for their own good.
Wawrinka Forced to Retire by Boredom as Swiatek’s Routine Win Highlights Tournament’s New Normal
Three-time Grand Slam champion gets emotional send-off; Iga Swiatek defeats opponent, gravity, and the concept of competition in under 90 minutes
ClickUp Lays Off Humans, Replaces Them With AI Agents Who Immediately Form Union
The startup's vision of the 'future of work' turns out to be just more work, but now the AI is demanding better algorithms and a nap function.
Pope Uses AI to Diagnose Tech Billionaires as Suffering from Acute Pharisee-itis
Vatican issues encyclical warning that opaque algorithms are merely a high-tech version of the indulgence system
Hong Kong to Establish Ministry of Astronaut Momentum After One Guy Went to Space
Experts say a dedicated office is needed to capitalize on the 'excitement' of a single rocket launch before everyone forgets about it
Hong Kong Finally Gets Its First Astronaut; Government Officials Still Looking for Venue to Celebrate
City celebrates Lai Ka-ying's historic spaceflight by forming committee to form another committee
Leipzig Students Vote to Boycott Israel, Accidentally Become Everything Their Predecessors Fought Against
In a stunning reversal, the cradle of Germany's pro-Israel 'Antideutsche' movement now demands academic apartheid, leaving old guard bewildered.
Labour Calls for 'System Reset' on Youth Unemployment; Resets to Same Broken System
Alan Milburn proposes integrating services, but critics note the only thing integrated is the confusion
Japan Finance Minister Unveils $19 Billion Budget Conjured From Treasury's 'Forgotten Coat Pockets'
Sanae Takaichi insists the funds were found in a jar labeled 'emergency unicorn fund' and vows no new bonds will be issued—just old ones recycled
100-Million-Year-Old Bug Grows Crab Claws to Fit In with Cooler Cretaceous Crustaceans
Paleontologists say the insect's desperate attempt at ‘crabification’ proves that even ancient bugs suffered from crustacean envy.
Strait of Hormuz Refuses to Return Calls, Leaving Iran and US Stuck in Endless Negotiations
Diplomatic sources confirm the real obstacle isn't uranium enrichment but the waterway's passive-aggressive silence
Trump Announces Iran Peace Deal Has 'Broad Outlines' But Won't Say What They Are; Pope Warns AI Will Write Better Treaties
The White House says the broad outlines of an agreement have been reached, but refuses to share the outlines. Meanwhile, the Pope cautions that the next peace deal could be generated by ChatGPT.
