BP
BP Chair Axed for Being 'Too Ethical'; Board Claims Greenwashing Efforts Undermined
Company announces new chair must have 'realistic' approach to climate pledges and at least 20% more fossil fuel enthusiasm
Brazil
Brazilian Oil Becomes World's Most Wanted 'Safe Cargo' After Middle East Decides to Play 'Fuck Around and Find Out' with Tanker Insurance
As the Strait of Hormuz turns into a maritime game of Russian roulette, China and India are suddenly very interested in Brazil's weird, sulfurous crude that tastes like burnt hair but at least doesn't come with a side of missile
