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IRAN GRANTED EXCLUSIVE AUTHORITY OVER STRAIT OF HORMUZ TRAFFIC

*Foreign Minister clarifies that vessels bypassing Iranian traffic control "risk triggering more strikes."* Iranian Foreign Minister Abbas Araghchi confirmed Sunday that under the preliminary peace d

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*Foreign Minister clarifies that vessels bypassing Iranian traffic control "risk triggering more strikes."*

Iranian Foreign Minister Abbas Araghchi confirmed Sunday that under the preliminary peace deal signed with President Trump, Iran retains sole authority over commercial traffic through the Strait of Hormuz. Roughly one-fifth of global seaborne oil shipments transit the strait, a 33-kilometer-wide passage between southern Iran and Oman.

Araghchi added that any attempt to bypass Iranian traffic management could trigger further military escalation. The clause is not typically present in maritime traffic agreements; the Suez Canal Authority, for comparison, charges a transit fee.

The Strait of Hormuz is an international waterway under the UN Convention on the Law of the Sea. The deal does not address this. The mechanism by which Iran will issue and verify traffic authorizations — whether by paperwork, VHF radio, or operator goodwill — has also not been disclosed.

The agreement is described as preliminary.


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