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FTSE MIB Approaches 50,000 Points — Wall Street Closed Because Americans Are Grilling

The FTSE MIB gained 0.92%, a figure which does not cover half a liter of fuel but produces an aesthetically pleasing line on a chart.

European markets celebrated Monday as their American counterparts observed Memorial Day, a national holiday in which the United States commemorates its war dead through barbecues and discounted mattress purchases.

The FTSE MIB gained 0.92%, a figure which, in the real world, does not cover half a liter of fuel but produces an aesthetically pleasing line on a chart.